#HowIQuit: Jimmy Fallon reads stories about people quitting their jobs

MANILA, Philippines – Sometimes, you’ve just had enough at work – and for these social media users featured on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, when it’s time to go, it’s time to go. 

In a recent segment on the Fallon show called Hashtags, where the show collects anecdotes based on the evening’s theme, people shared their funniest stories about leaving the job. 

And while in most cases, quitting entails at least two weeks’ notice, an exit interview, and plenty of conversations with your bosses and colleagues, the people featured in these stories just don’t hold back. (READ: 4 undeniable signs that it’s time to quit your job)

Take a break, enjoy, and watch (but don’t learn!) the tactics presented in the video below:

Here are a few more tweets from folks who also used the hashtag: 

Changed marquee screen saver to "I Quit", set to go off in 60 minutes, left for lunch and never went back. #HowIQuit

— Erin (@LegallyErin) March 25, 2015

#HowIQuit Tried to terminate my employment by email, but due to an unfortunate typo the company now thinks I’m really into quilting

— Robin Prescott (@PrescottAGHS) March 25, 2015

@jimmyfallon I have a friend who took a job at a convenience store. She clocked in her 1st day & 7 minutes later she walked out! #HowIQuit

— Brandi Thomas (@beege5) March 26, 2015

My boss told me to leave my problems at the door. So I told him to go stand outside. #HowIQuit

— Skyler Svoboda (@sdarkfire3) March 26, 2015

A fellow associate left for break and joked about not coming back…1 year later and we still haven’t seen him #HowIQuit

— Matt McChargue (@mcchargueMR2) March 29, 2015

I announced the good news to my boss on April’s fool day. She didn’t believe me and never saw me again #HowIQuit

— Lynn Mazloum (@linoumaz) March 28, 2015

– Rappler.com