If Santa were a scientist

If Santa were a scientist…

1. He would send drones to bring your gifts.

2. To know if you were naughty or nice, he would subject you to a marshmallow test.

3. He would not wear red but use a cloaking device to hide himself.

4. But if he wanted to be seen, he would wear a LED-lit shirt activated by his ho-ho-ho.

5. Or make an outline of himself wearing electroluminescent wire.

6. Or instead of a red suit, wear a Jedi bathrobe.

7. He would not use reindeer-powered sled but an X 15, which can get him from London to New York in 45 minutes.

8. He would not have elves but a gift wrapping machine that can churn those wrapped gifts and send them off in drones.

9. He will request for DNA proof it you want to claim your little sister’s gift.

10. He will zap the brains of those kids who ask for gifts that will make them smarter.

11.  He would not ask for a mere cookie to be left for him but some dish from molecular gastronomy.

12.  He would not leave you a gift under a tree but clues you unlock with equations that will probably lead to a gift much like the MIT Mystery Hunt.

13.  He shall have figured out that chimneys are not found in tropical homes but for techie’s homes, he would hack his way through your doors.

14. If you write him a letter complaining that you live in a house too small, he will tell you to look at the bright side: that the universe where your house and everything else is located is very big and still growing.

and so that he could  welcome everyone  with constant cheer….

15.  Instead of the North Pole, he will live in a website.

Happy holidays to all of you! – Rappler.com