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MANILA, Philippines – With your current qualifications, which government position would suit you best?
On Thursday, August 4, a rumor that Mocha Uson would be the Bureau of Customs’ social media consultant spread across the internet. It was met with much surprise and confusion from netizens, causing her name to become a trending topic.
Although such an appointment has since been denied by Customs Commissioner Nicanor Faeldon, Twitter users had already taken the news and spun it into the highly amusing trend #DutertePleaseAppointMe.
From the Department of Energy to the Supreme Court, here are some of the “candidates” vying for the country’s top government positions. For your consideration:
Department of Energy
Umiinom po ako ng Enervon araw-araw. AKO NA LANG PO SA DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY. #DutertePleaseAppointMe
Gary Valenciano para sa Department of Energy. #DutertePleaseAppointMe
Department of National Defense
I’ve learned to guard my heart from all the stupidos who hurt me before. Dept of Defense, can I? #DutertePleaseAppointMe
Magaling ako sa Clash of Clans. Baka pwede ako sa Department of National Defense. #DutertePleaseAppointMe
Department of Environment and Natural Resources
Me as DENR sec #DutertePleaseAppointMe pic.twitter.com/WZjo3q7cvg
Department of Budget and Management
Alam ko pano magmahal ng sapat, at kung kelan ibibigay ang lahat para mai-salba ang relasyon. DoBudget will do. #DutertePleaseAppointMe
Department of Transportation
Palagi po akong humahabol sa kaniya. Pwede po ba akong maging secretary ng Department of Transportation? #DutertePleaseAppointMe
Department of Social Welfare and Development
Sinusuportahan ko sya pati pamilya nya.. Lahat ng gusto nya binibigay ko pwede na po ba ako sa DSWD? #DutertePleaseAppointMe
Department of Tourism
Puro ako gala, di na natigil sa bahay. Pwede na ako sa Department of Tourism #DutertePleaseAppointMe
Department of Education
Me as DepEd Secretary #DutertePleaseAppointMe pic.twitter.com/Ib2CK2GYeT
Department of Public Works and Highways
magaleng po ako maglaro ng SimCity, DPWH na this #DutertePleaseAppointMe
Department of Agriculture
Lvl 36 na po ako sa Farmville, pwedeng-pwede ako sa DA. Lmaoo #DutertePleaseAppointMe
Department of Science and Technology’s PAGASA
Madali nila akong napapa asa, mapa meron man o sa wala, consistent… PAG-ASA then? #DutertePleaseAppointMe
Others are “eyeing” even non-Cabinet positions:
PAGCOR
Sumusugal po ako sa pag-ibig, pwede na po ba ako sa PAGCOR? 😀 #DutertePleaseAppointMe
Sanay naman akomg paglaruan eh. Pweds na ba sa PAGCOR?
#DutertePleaseAppointMe
Pag-IBIG
Mapagmahal akong tao, pwede na ba ako sa PAG-IBIG? #DutertePleaseAppointMe
Philippine National Police
Madami na pong sumuko sakin pwede na ako sa PNP #DutertePleaseAppointMe
National Bureau of Investigation
Magaling po ako mag-imbestiga ng mga manloloko, pwede na po ko sa NBI. #DutertePleaseAppointMe
Supreme Court
Ipinaglaan ko yung taong di naman ako kayang ipaglaban. Feel ko pwede na ko sa Supreme Court #DutertePleaseAppointMe
Court of Appeals
Malakas po ang appeal ko sa mga tao. Pwede na ako sa Court of Appeal. #DutertePleaseAppointMe
The stream of tweets using this hashtag is as long as it is hilarious. Find your new favorite government officials in the tweets below:
#DutertePleaseAppointMe Tweets
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