5 steps to secure your spot in the friendzone

Editor’s Note: The following is a press release from Beauty Elements Ventures Incorporated

MANILA, Philippines – So you’ve successfully landed yourself in the friendzone. Congratulations, man! There’s arguably no safer place than that. Ignorance is bliss and she’s blissfully ignorant that you’re a fine manly specimen with that saktong pogi charm.

Take note: being friendzoned is not exclusive to your average joe or your basics. Even those that look like they sprang straight out of a magazine cover can land in the friendzone. It’s what you do while in the friendzone that will determine your success.

Here are 5 steps that brought you into the friendzone in the first place and that you must carry on for sure fire success. Good luck!

Make your intentions vague

Make friendship your first step when getting close to her. Actually, make it the only step you’ll take. Don’t bother upping your game by clearly telling her what you really want at any point.

Treat her like every other girl in your life

You might be unsure as to how to treat her. So to err on the side of caution, look at how you treat your female friends or even your bratty sister. Visit a café with her for a super platonic coffee date! Or punch her on the shoulder if she teases you. She’s a girl, so that should work, right?

Be always, always available for her

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder?” Nah. Never let her forget, not even for a second, about your existence. And for all those times you can’t be there personally? That’s what texting, calling, and communication via social media are for! Remember, you’re aiming to be the nice, dependable guy she can count on 24/7, day in and out—the proverbial shoulder to cry on, in short.

Show her that you’re a chill guy by dressing the part

You wouldn’t want her to feel awkward with flamboyant outfits. That’s why you should dress as casually as possible. So go ahead and scour your laundry hamper for your favorite shirt and comfiest sweatpants to go with your everyday slippers!

Go au naturel to make her beauty stand out

Under no circumstance should you ever upstage your beloved’s beauty. Don’t be too handsome because people will only look at you and not her. But don’t be too shabby because people will still look at you and feel sorry for her.

Make her beauty shine every time she stands by your side by foregoing anything that will make you remotely appealing. Don’t shave and don’t bother to put on deodorant. Hilamos lang ‘yan!

If you keep this up, you might even end up being the man of honor at her wedding!

Conversely, should you want to quickly step out of the friendzone, simply do the exact opposite of everything listed here: aggressively let her know that you like her; give her extra special treatment in everything you do for her; ignore her just like that guy from her gym that she keeps telling you about; make it a point to always dress better than her; and obsessively fuss about your appearance. Doing these will get you beyond the friendzone – and completely out of her life.

Not what you were aiming for? Well buddy, the road out of the friendzone is complicated. This is where your saktong pogi charm and strategies will come in handy. Focus on playing up your strengths, improving yourself in small ways, and making sure you constantly present yourself well and be the best version of yourself. Who knows, she might eventually notice you—or maybe someone else will. – Rappler.com 

To learn more saktong pogi strategies, click here.