How to kill a fag

1) First, make her kneel
Let her kiss
the toilet bowl.
Then,
Push her face down until she drowns.
Don’t forget to flush.

2) Report:
Force upon her the name and pronoun she rejected
Insist on using photos of her in a two-piece

3) Investigate:
Maybe he was a fraud?
Maybe he was a thief?
Forget all other possibilities:
Maybe she was with a monster?

4) Call for a presscon:
A pity but let’s not be rash about abrogating the VFA or EDCA
What about US military aid?
What about the promised helicopter?
What about China?
What’s another dead fag anyway?

5) Comment on Facebook:
His fault because he was a fraud
His fault because he was a whore
His fault because he pretended to have an eggplant omelette
when all he really had was an eggplant… LOL!
LOL back
“Like”
“Like” 257 times
“Share”
“Share” 368 times
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL…

6) Shelter the suspect
Shield him in a warship
Then transfer him to an air-conditioned room in his embassy
Hire the smartest, most expensive lawyers money can buy
Acquit

Don’t forget to flush.

– Rappler.com

 Herbert Docena is a sociologist.