WASHINGTON D.C.—I never skip through anything whenever I watch an episode of RAW to review for you.
I may skip through some entrances and replays and redundant video packages to make the viewing quicker, but I never fast-forward through any segment. I believe that every segment, no matter how humble, is important to each of the stories the company is trying to tell. That doesn’t just go for WWE, or for wrestling; it goes for anything that’s got a narrative. You, as a member of the audience, need all the pieces of a story.
For the first time, however, I fast-forwarded through a RAW segment.
Obviously, it’s during this week’s episode. So great is my disdain for the Dolph Ziggler/Lana pairing that I simply do not care for this storyline. It’s a damn shame, too, because I’ve been the biggest Rusev fan, supporting the guy ever since he debuted. I hate this angle not only because Rusev and Lana are a real-life pairing, and we know what happens to real-life pairings that get butchered in kayfabe—it’s still a professional act which they consented to, after all—but Ziggler and Lana have absolutely no chemistry.
It doesn’t work. It just does not work. Lana works best when her character is imposing and intimidating, and people get behind Ziggler more when he’s actually focused on the stakes that matter more in this fake sport. C.J. Perry is a great actress, even taking her Russian seriously, but everything falls apart when she tries to be a giddy schoolgirl in love. Ziggler is already a goofball; if he ever wonders why he can’t break through whatever imaginary glass ceiling exists in the WWE, it’s because he derails himself with performances like these. (And he allows himself to be derailed by allowing himself to be written like this.)
The worst part is you could still portray Rusev as the creepy ex-boyfriend without Lana having to find a new squeeze. Granted, there’s not much for Lana to do on RAW because she isn’t a wrestler, but there are so many ways to work around it. Why can’t she give interviews while Rusev stalks her (even though they already did this)? Why can’t she take on a new role under the Authority while Rusev stalks her?
I don’t want any more of this. We’re wasting the potential of everyone involved. If you hate this angle like I do, please, please fast-forward whenever they appear on your screen.
- If you must watch just one thing from this episode of RAW, please go see Cena vs. Cesaro. It is, in my opinion, better than Cena/Owens II from Money in the Bank. Cesaro manages to accomplish, with Cena, almost the exact same thing Owens tried with Cena without defying too much logic. A hard-fought battle need not be comprised of kicking out of never-before-seen big moves.
- And if you must watch another thing, go see the eight-man tag between New Day + Bo Dallas and Lucha Dragons + Prime Time Players. It’s a rehash from a SmackDown match, but it’s great.
- Sheamus vs. Neville was all right as well, but that’s about it.
- People will like the opening segment and people will hate it. I just felt it ran too long.
- Another strike against JBL for his lazy, careless commentary. During the opening segment, he says “Seth Rollins is sucking up to the Authority!” or something to that extent. JBL is a HEEL COMMENTATOR. HE IS SUPPOSED TO JUSTIFY WHAT THE HEELS DO. The moment the HEEL COMMENTATOR points out the hypocrisy of the heel, everything becomes unraveled. And for what reason? Because JBL couldn’t keep his mouth shut?
- Insert complaint about RAW being three hours.
- But because it runs three hours, a lot of the matchups just feel tired. If you asked me a year ago, all three Shield members mixing it up against each other would be exciting, but now it just feels blah. It’s a shame, because the main event was a decent match.
- Speaking of the main event, why did it take so long for Bray Wyatt to come back out? I understand that the Authority needed to get their shine, but Wyatt needs it a lot more.
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