Miriam’s Impeachment Prayer

The Social Media Climber, I_Amholo

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@I_amHolo's satirical take on Senator Santiago's prayer on Day 5 of the Corona impeachment trial

@I_AMHOLO. The Social Media Climber

(Holo is a satirical blogger. He also interviews Twitter personalities via the hashtags #in140char (“Twitterviews” with journalists and celebrities) and #TweetConPH (Social media conference with policymakers and advocates). You may follow his account on Twitter: @I_amHolo.) 

(After her week-long absence from the Corona trial, veteran senator-judge Miriam Defensor-Santiago attends the start of Week 2’s impeachment proceedings with an invocation.)


I don’t ask, oh Lord, that life may be a pleasant road for me 

But I’m terminally bored, the Corona trial is devoid of cerebral colloquy


I don’t ask that prosecutor Niel Tupas modulate his bedroom voice 

But may he stop declaiming and start making sense


Or go to Bermuda Triangle and get lost while scuba-diving

Anyway, Frank Drilon can take care of everything for them


I don’t ask that the defense go easy on the prosecution 

But Atty Cuevas should stop copying my hair


I don’t ask that we speak in British Ilonggo

But I agree with Sen Lapid that we must speak in Filipino


So if we want to call the Chief Justice carabao, let’s not say carabao

With an overwhelming preponderance of evidence, say kalabaw


I don’t ask that Sen Enrile remind me that I’m a lady

I may be younger than the Penal Code, but I have sharper memory


If strength shall falter and noses shall bleed

Say the act of contrition and shoot yourselves


But may the presiding officer stop mumbling in Latin

That legal language is as outdated and abstruse as he is


Above all, nobody should make epal during the trial, I pray

After all, I’m the author of Anti-epal Bill. Ako na. Me already. – Rappler.com

PRAYER. Sen. Santiago opens the trial Jan 24 after being absent from last week's trial.

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